I just like saying that, “my business manager”. So does Jody, she emails it all the time. I took my chickenscratched, stickynoted printouts and my little black book that I put my most excellent ideas into using my best printing.
Couple weeks ago I’d texted him all hyper, “OMG I’m #1 on Google for “Canadian Explorer” in BOTH Canada and USA.” And tonight maybe the funniest thing he said was this:
“You know what I almost did Keri? Bought TCE.info and .biz then used them to outrank you. Except I didn’t want to invest that much time in making you cry”. I know, I jacknifed too.
I really wanted to go to this one bar and did and look:
Totally empty, just us and the DJ. I asked him to play Britney and got back a brand new song with her and Little Wayne, it’s good.
It woulda been an excellent little video but, get this, I don’t really have a camera. My Flip’s audio no longer works, my big camera is breaking down and my BB keeps reseting itself: I’m a girl with an internet show and no camera. That’s getting solved tomorrow.
He also says things like:
Him: remember when I broke it down, $100/day?
Me: Ya that didn’t seem that bad
Him: For the first month you could do it, but what happens month two when they’re like "you have no traffic no one is clicking"
Me: [crickets] Crickets happen.
Me: I say "It’s an art of the long view thing. It’s good for branding. I’m super fun"
Him: [crickets]
He also says things like:
Him: Don’t post this pic
Her: Oh I won’t
Him: Good, because I know it will be horrible
Her: Look at it hahahaha
Him: Told ya!
Her: Don’t worry, I won’t post it
Him: I knew you would, and I will get you back! :)
Quite possibly my worst pic ever lol.
HAHAHA
ha
I’m not even really that sorry.
:)