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Okay so sleeping on a ship is like being in a sensory deprivation chamber.

Probably you’re not supposed to say “drove” but I’m not sure of the correct word.  Helmed?

While the crew was not far away, still I was in charge (way more than that time I flew a plane).  It takes immense concentration and it’s terrifying, look at my eyes:

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It’s worth a billion bucks, we were speeding along at 21 knots and if I were to jam the wheel too quickly everyone and everything below would start flying around.  I lasted 8 minutes before I said, “thank you no more”.  

Then I learned about navigation, and that screen there is the ship’s main navigation screen.

A path between points A and B is decided and entered into the computer based on ‘waypoints’ – little spots along the way that when you reach them in real life, a change in course is required.  To consistently hit all the waypoints you must do constant, fast and accurate math in your head which is why one is stationed here for 4 hours at a time max.  

Sea navigation is done in yards, miles and degrees, and when I asked what happens if you’re a few degrees off the reply was “this is the formula drilled into our heads – 1 degree at 1 mile = 33 yards”.  They told me to test people tomorrow to see if they knew the forumula, okay.

I also asked if anyone checks up on the actual course sailed versus the charted one, “oh yes Keri, and if they see a zigzagy line well, that’s just embarrassing”, ha. 

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Look how red I am.  Each night the ship goes to all red lighting, because red lighting preserves your night vision.  

The bridge (the area you drive the ship from) is lowly lit only in red, and someone told me, “if someone comes onto the bridge at night and they don’t trip or walk into something, it’s not dark enough”.

Today:

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7:30am – Board the ship.  When you do you must salute her right before stepping on deck. See my face there on the left?  Taken shortly after I boarded and I’m like, “how in the world did I end up here OMG”

9 – 10am – An extensive tour of the ship.  I inhaled a ridiculous amount of information. There will be no lack of footage and how I’m gonna fit this into my usual 3 minutes will be challanging

10 – 12pm – After the tour I was informed, “off you go, you can explore wherever you like, the ship is yours, have fun” what??? Sick

12 – 12:30pm – Lunch.  There are 3 dining areas on board and depending on your rank* is where you eat.  I enjoyed lunch in the Officers area, where, and this floored me, I sat down at a table, was given a menu and asked what I would like.  The food was amazing, especially the soup.  I’m not sure where the reputation for bad food comes from in the Forces comes from, certainly not here, and I’m picky

12:30 – 5 – More exploring.  Went through 8 locks today, including the Welland Canal, the first time for this ship, and 4 in a row which was the equivilant to climbing the height of Niagara Falls.  You zoom up faster than you think, those things fill up fast

5 – 6pm – Dinner in the biggest dining area with the non-commissioned crew (oh boy I hope I’m getting this terminology correct… if not, please correct me in the comments).  Again, a menu is posted and my omlette was made-to-order come ON.  Delicious

6 – 10pm – Kicking it around the ship, more filming, chatting and a little editing because my camera is full and I’ve got to dump some footage so I can fill it up again tomorrow

10 – 11pm – I drive the ship

11 – 11:30pm – Back to ‘The Cave’, the dining/hang-out area where I ate dinner and where there’s also a bar.  A little editing and then fall on my face asleep in my bunk 

* I’ve posted the rank hierarchy in the comments

OMG, okay SO!  

I’d twittered that I was off to see one of our Navy’s most important ships, the HMCS Ville de Quebec, which was here on a PR tour for the past few days.  So I’m talking to some of the guys, they said if I waited they could maybe get me on board for a quick tour, then long story short we are off tomorrow at 7:30am for “Exploring the CDN Navy” and I can’t believe this is happening.  

We’re sailing to Sarnia, a 2 day trip, and I have no idea how I’ll get home from there but really how hard can that be.  Wait, I’m gonna map that and see where I’ll end up, one sec…. easy, it’s 3 hours away.

Then I had a beer with the gang in the boat’s basement and was designing the episode in my head… we’ll explore how the ship runs, the radar, the weapons, we’ll be going through several locks including the Welland Canal one, which will be the ship’s first time ever doing that, sleep in a little bunk (I saw one already, it’s tiiiny), I might get to drive it, I’ll ask if I can swab a deck, I hope the helicopter is there on the back, and that’s all I’ve got so far. 

There’ll be no online access for me but I’m allowed to Twitter from my Blackberry, and I’m sorry Keith, but “Exploring Diamonds” will be a few days out now.