Author: KeriCDN

  • Today I Learned to Drive This

    june 20 2009

    I spent the day at the Bridgestone Racing Academy, a part of Mosport Raceway just outside Bowmanville.  They’ve been open 24 years and get this – have a 24 year injury-free record.

    There were 10 in my class, I was the only girl, and the only one who took notes during our morning class.  Some facts:

    – they purchased a new fleet of cars just last year (above) – the Van Diemen Formula Car, $72K/each
    – each car weighs 1000lbs and has an engine with 170 horses, the equivalent to a 500 horsepower street car
    – there’s no neutral, no reverse, it’s a 5 speed sequential shifter without a gear indictator
    – the car doesn’t like cruising, it likes only braking or gas (oh okaaaay) 
    – driving in the rain (like we did all day) and hitting an oil patch (they’re everywhere) is like hitting black ice (musta spun out 7+ times)

    We went out in groups of 5, and after your pit guy buckles you in and attaches the steering wheel you stall three times trying to get out to the track.

    Made it up to 5th gear on one of the straight bits, and maybe the best moment was when I was zipping along, hit some oil and the car spun out.  It did a 360 but I pulled out of it and kept driving.  I felt like the coolest girl in the whole world.  Then I smacked the crap out of my right arm trying to cheer for myself and went right back to being Keri.

    I filmed an episode (title pending) and you know, it was maybe my most nervous episode to film to date.  I mean, I am supposed to be concentrating on learning how to do something kinda dangerous, not having my mind elsewhere building an episode.

  • I’m Not Gonna Be Able to Sleep

    Late evening a phonecall came in saying someone had had to give up their ticket tomorrow, did I want it?june 19 2009

    YES.  So I cancelled all my weekend plans and tomorrow I’ll tell you all about it.  I canNOT believe I’m this lucky… since I’m a little girl I’ve been dreaming about doing this.

  • A Birthday Party for my Oldest Friend

    I walked into the wrong apartment, who were also having a party. They all turned and said “Who are you?” I said “What’s up?!”  

    And it wasn’t like a couple people saw me, the whole 20-strong group was posing for a photo, facing the top of the stairs.  

    june 19 2009

    On the left is during the middle of a toast, everyone standing in a circle.  The girls were done up big in their makeup and clothes; I’d slept in mine.  On the right is the birthday boy.

  • That’s a Shiny Studio

    june 19 2009

    I detailed it with a toothbrush and a lot of elbow grease.  Some tips:

    – do the interior glass first, then toothbrush, then plastics, then vacuum
    – on the doorjams (left photo) open all the doors while doing them, use just a clean dry rag
    – do not be like me and leave the windows down while working so dust blows back in and makes you have to do it all twice
    – enjoy how much better your car will drive when it’s so clean, no joke

  • I Watched TV

    That may sound mundane, but it happens only a couple times a year.  Put a remote in my hand and I’ll sit there for hoursss.

    As I photoshopped the below montage I thought how revealing knowing what a person watches can be, kinda the same as knowing what’s on someone’s iPod or book shelf.

    Top left to bottom right:june 19 2009

    – ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’.  What exactly are those sunglasses/headphones wired into?
    – Finally I saw the show that’s been on every magazine cover for weeks, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and really?  I lasted 90 seconds
    – David Blaine doing magic.  Would like to have a coffee with that guy
    – That’s some infomercial for I forget.  I adore informercials, always have
    – Also finally got to see the girl behind my favourite celebrity gossip blog, LaineyGossip.  That’s her doing eTalk Canada.
    – The local news.  I think the worst part about the world switching to satellite is local TV will be pushed out, and that’s not right.