april 28 2008
That’s one of those official leather-bound books they give you when you get a company.

I called it: OOK Incorporated

– all capitals
– no punctuation
– pronounced “oooooooook” (say it aloud, it totally runs right off your tongue)
– it’s an acronym, for……

… ready?

… wait for it….

Order Of Keri 

I know, I know.