I’m out with my parkour friend and we’re horsing around on a jungle gym in a park and he says,

“Okay Keri, get ready, I’m coming for you.  Start running.”july 22 2008

So I take off and I’m laughing but then he got all serious and aggressive on me:  

“MOVE IT, Keri…     it’s     your     LIFE!”.

If this happened for real I am seriously f**ked.