1 – wait till 10 minutes after the event starts
2 – find a guy on the street yelling “tickets”
3 – throw out a ridiculously low number, at this point they are out money and want to recoup
4 – expect to pay like,  75% less than the face value

Common sense stuff, eh.  


I have video of me telling you all this but doubt I’ll edit it, Scott and I were laughing too hard because I kept forgetting everything I was supposed to be saying.